Front: “WERE YOU INJURED DUE TO NEGLIGENCE ON A DINOSAUR THEMED ISLAND? YOU MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR COMPENSATION.”
Back: A raptor screeches at a lawyer mid-questioning. Satirical legal ad parody. Black ink on white cotton. Unisex fit. Soft feel. Prehistoric chaos meets corporate negligence.
Product features - Made from 100% cotton for breathability and comfort. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams for durability. - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances aesthetics. - Ribbed collar maintains shape through wear and washing. - Ethically sourced cotton ensures a sustainable product.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
