The Velvet Basement Heavyweight tee.

Where bad decisions go to marinate.
You know the place. Dim lights, questionable choices, and a neon sign that hums like it knows your secrets. This heavyweight crewneck tee pays tribute to the Velvet Basement—a fictional dive where regret is just part of the ambiance. Featuring a moody staircase graphic and tagline that says what everyone’s thinking: “We’re not your mom. We don’t judge.”
•     Premium cotton, built for late nights and walk-of-shame mornings
•     Unisex fit, heavyweight feel, zero apologies
•     Printed with rich purples, blues, and pinks that glow like a basement jukebox
Wear it when you’re headed somewhere you probably shouldn’t be. Or just want to look like you did.